Conversations with pets

wee_warrior: *munches cheese*
cat: Ooooh, you have food! Can I have some?? I'm sooo hungryy! I'm starving!
wee_warrior: But that's cheese. You don't like cheese.
cat: Totally like cheese! And starving. Can you see me STARVE?
wee_warrior: *is weak* Oh, well then, here you have a piece of cheese.
cat: *indignant* But that's - cheese!
wee_warrior: Well, told you so, didn't I?
cat: Hey, you have food!