Resolving this meme

[weewarrior]

Well, judging from the staggering number of characters actually guessed by anybody, I either chose very obscure characters, or I really suck at describing their reactions in a recognisable way. Anyway! These are the characters I used, as well as my answers, with character names inserted and presented for your amusement.

1) John Casey from Chuck
2) Angela Petrelli from Heroes, guessed by shizuka_blooms
3) Ted Earley from Life
4) Sarah Jane Smith from Doctor Who/The Sarah Jane Adventures
5) Jack Bristow from Alias, guessed by selenak
6) Debra Morgan from Dexter
7) Monica Dawson from Heroes
8) Charlie Crews from Life
9) Marc St. James from Ugly Betty
10) Blair Waldorf from Gossip Girl

Everyone is stuck on a desert island. a. Do the numbers band together? Do they split into small groups? b. Does anyone try to kill someone else? c. Does anyone end up making out/having sex with someone else? d. Who goes to try and find food/shelter? e. Who BUILDS the shelter? f. Who refuses to believe that help won't come, and sits on the beach and makes fires to attract wandering planes?

a)They will definitely start out as one group - Jack will quickly figure out everyone's skills and assign perfectly fitting tasks. Sarah Jane will assist him competently. Deb will feel especially drawn to Jack, and form a very competent team with Casey. Monica will mostly tag along, and likely get along well with Deb and Ted, who otherwise keeps close to Charlie. Charlie will help and occasionally make cryptic comments. Marc will try to keep aside, as will Blair - they will get along fabulously. Angela sees herself as the actual leader and will find a mostly willing accomplice in Marc.

b) Casey might definitely shoot people if he find them too annoying, and since it is likely that Angela and Blair will clash, both might try to get him to kill the other. Angela might also try and get rid of Jack, who is simply too competent. It's very likely that somebody will at least try to murder Charlie at some point.

c) Deb and Casey would definitely find themselves a good match, and Jack and Angela could decide that sex is better than killing each other. Ted might get interested in Deb.

d) Jack would assign Casey, Deb, and Monica because they are competent and fast, and Charlie because Charlie would get on Jack's nerves. Angela wouldn't do such a thing by herself, and Marc and Blair are disgusted that food and shelter aren't provided for.

e)Casey and Deb, although Charlie might give helpful tips.

f) Marc and Blair would hold out for quite a while. Charlie would join them, but not because he thinks help would come, he just enjoys sitting at the beach. Ted would likely stay with Charlie. Sarah Jane might hope for help at first, but soon decide that they best need to help themselves.

Casey and Angela are playing as a team against Marc and Blair in Monopoly and then Trivial Pursuit. Who wins? Who loses? Does one team win both or is it tied? Or are the games not played at all because someone loses their temper or gets bored?

Casey and Angela would definitely win at Monopoly, since both Marc and Blair would be lousy at keeping their money. Marc and Blair would try to cheat at both games, but it wouldn't do them much good, since Angela would cheat more subtle and ultimately better. Trivial Pursuit would be quite the race, but probably wouldn't be finished, since Casey will be called away to his job and gladly go, because all three others irritate him.

Which would make the most functional couple: Sarah Jane and Angela, Marc and Jack, Deb and Monica, Blair and Ted, or Casey and Charlie? Which would make the least functional couple? Which would be the most amusing, in a watching-a-car-wreck kind of way?

If Ted and Blair got married, where would they live?

Deb and Monica would most definitely work and be fun, at least for a while. Blair and Ted would be deeply frowned upon for age reasons. Sarah Jane would see through Angela's mechanisms fairly quickly, which would force Angela to discreetly get rid of her. Jack and Marc would never happen, since both of them would avoid the other like the plague, but circumstances could force them to pretend to be a couple, which would be hilarious. Casey would probably try to shoot Charlie, though he might find that more difficult to achieve than he thought.

It's highly unlikely that Ted and Blair got married - I'm not completely sure the law would object, but certainly Blair's parents.

In the event that Charlie goes psycho,who bands up with whom for protection, and who survives? Who is the first to die?

Oh dear. Usually, Charlie would turn against other people, should he go psycho, but hypothetically speaking... Ted should be relatively safe, since they know and like each other. Ted would probably try to talk Charlie out of killing the others. Sarah Jane might get out because she is shrewd and used to fighting psychos. Casey might stand a chance if he got to shoot first, but he might underestimate Charlie, so he could also go down fairly quickly. Jack might stand a true chance, since he could outwit Charlie, and he is used to dealing with obsessed people. Angela's general treatment of people leaves her as a prime target,although she might stand a reasonable chance to get away. Marc would probably try and find shelter with Angela, but Angela would have no scruples to throw Marc to the wolves. Deb might not even get that Charlie is psycho. Blair has a great advantage in her age, which would keep Charlie from killing her; for Monica it might go either way. Marc goes down first.

How does Angela view the group, particularly Charlie? Who does Casey hate the most?

...what would each person do if given a cow?

Since I forgot to answer the Casey question the first time: I think he would be most irritated by Charlie.

Angela would probably view Charlie as annoying and dangerous - too dangerous to live. In Blair, she would see someone very similar to herself. Marc is the perfect minion. Ted - harmless and easy to ignore. Sarah Jane - nosy and dangerous,but could probably be distracted with a juicy mystery. Jack - either recruit or kill immediately. He would remind Angela of someone really doesn't like. Deb and Monica- inexperienced, but likely useful.Casey - good henchman; Angela would like him probably more than she'd admit, since Casey shares certain characteristics with a person close to Angela's heart.

Cow: Casey would probably be initially grumpy, but then grow attached despite himself. Angela would sell it. Ted might find himself talking to it at length, presumably due to something Charlie did. Sarah Jane will try to find out where the cow came from and give it to persons that treat it well. Jack would also find a suitable home for the cow, but avoid physical contact. Deb and Monica would probably be delighted, since they probably haven't seen a cow before, but both couldn't keep it for spatial reasons. Charlie would let the cow into his living room. Marc only knows cows as hides, and even then he tries to avoid them. Blair would first be scared, then disgusted and then probably charmed. Then she would ask her father to keep it for her.

Deb teams up with Ted, Sarah Jane teams up with Blair, Marc teams up with Angela, Jack teams up with Charlie, and Casey teams up with Monica. They are all on the Amazing Race. What happens?

Deb and Ted would get along fabulously; Ted would happily let Deb take the lead, and probably feel attracted to her because of  her age and haircolour. Deb would appreciate how friendly Ted is, and would try to relieve him of his nervousness by cracking lots of dirty jokes. They will get reasonably far, but will probably not win the race.

Blair would be annoyed to be paired off with Sarah Jane at first, but they would soon hit it off in a major way, given that Sarah Jane is very used to dealing with people who are of Blair's age either mentally or actually. Blair will soon feel that Sarah Jane respects and encourages her  in a way that few adults do and appreciates that. They might even win the race, unless Blair ruins some part of her wardrobe somewhere, which could result in a tantrum and dead bystanders. Any challenges involving food might be a bad idea.

Marc will follow Angela like the proverbial puppy and serve her every whim. Angela would probably blackmail people to win, but the team might get sidetracked along the journey due to a comical incident involving cellphones thrown away in a fit.

As Charlie and Jack are presented with a mutual goal, they will win the race, unless Charlie decides that he'd rather visit India instead. All challenges involving fruit will be delightful for Charlie, as will the constant fresh air. Jack is a great asset since he is a seasoned traveller.

Casey and Monica get along fabulously, and as longas there aren't any unforeseen obstacles, or Casey gets called away to his job, they should ace this, no problem.

It's a Civil War AU. Who supports theUnion and who supports the Confederacy? Who fights on the frontlines? Who runs the Underground Railroad?

Casey supports the Union, since he is loyal to the (original) government. Angela and Blair could be either, but would be from one of the best families, although it's more likely they are Union. Ted likely supports the Union, feeling strongly opposed to slavery. Sarah Jane feels the same way, but wouldn't hesitate to point out bad aspects of the Union states. Jack works as a spy for the Confederacy, but is actually a double agent working for the Union. Deb supports the Confederacy, as she was born there and feels duty-bound. Monica is very much against the Confederacy, as she is strongly opposed to slavery as well, and so is Charlie. Marc would support whoever gives him the most advantages.

Casey, Ted, Deb, Monica and Charlie would all fight on the front lines, as would Jack. The Underground Railroad would be run by Monica and Sarah Jane. Ted would help, and most likely Blair, as well. Marc might help, but try to hide that as good as they can. Angela and Jack would know who runs it. Jack would likely help them.

In a mirror alternate universe:

a)Who is the leader of the rebellion?
b) Who is the eviloverlord?
c) Who is wearing inappropriately oversexed clothing?
d)Who is a vegan?
e) Who has a Beard of Evil?
f) Which crackpairing is the universe OTP?

a) The leader of the rebellion is Angela.
b) The evil overlord is Sarah Jane or Jack.
c) Inappropriately oversexed clothing will be worn by everyone except Marc and Blair.
d) John is a vegan.
e) Ted will grow a Beard of Evil.
f) The crack OTP should be Sarah Jane and Jack.

Everyone is de-aged to kindergarten age.

a) Who plays well with others?
b) Who cries for mom at naptime?
c) Who would claim all of the blocks, and who do they share with? Do they wreck each others' buildings or work together? Do they hoard the blocks and rent them to other students?
d) Monica is caught running with scissors, who distracts the teacher from punishing him/her?
e) Blair gets plain milk instead chocolate, how does she/he react?
f) Who "accidentally" killed the class pet?

a) Ted probably plays well with others, though partly because of nervousness and shyness. Charlie will get along with everybody, and is very joyous and full of energy. Same for Sarah Jane, Deb and Monica. Marc keeps away from the others a little and is known to make mean remarks about less cool toys and clothing. He will probably hang most with Angela and Blair, who are both very immaculate and never get their clothes dirty. Angela and Blair are allegedly best friends, but are always competing who has the best toys. Casey is energetic, but can be a bit of a bully. Jack keeps to himself, but gets along with the others if he needs to.

b) Blair and Marc, probably Ted, and maybe Deb and Monica. Casey would like his mommy, but won't cry in public because of it.

c) Deb claims all the blocks, but would willingly share them with everyone except Angela and probably Blair. Angela would devise a clever scheme to wrestle the blocks away from Deb, using Monica and Ted as her unwitting pawns. If her plan fails, she might wreck everyone else's building. Casey might be asked to guard the blocks; Charlie will share his building with Ted.

d) Deb might distract the teacher by saying a really dirty word; Sarah Jane might tell her a clever story about something she just found out; Angela would convince the teacher that Monica was just running with scissors because Blair made her do it; Jack would switch the scissors in a clever maneouvre before the teacher could notice.

e) Temper tantrum. Really, really bad temper tantrum.

f) I think I can safely say nobody, since no one in their right mind would leave feeding duties to Marc.

What [are the numbers'] favorite-shirt[s]?

All the numbers are forced to compete in a talent show, what happens?

T-shirts: Casey's states a view on a very controversial societal issue in no uncertain terms.
Angela would never wear t-shirts.
Ted: something comfy, presumably in grey.
Sarah Jane: something that manages to be practical but look elegant, especially under a blazer.
Jack: looks best in black, clearly.
Deb: something to wear at the gym, likely a black tank top, looking both casual and sexy.
Monica: likely something cute in fresh colours. Anything but polo shirts.
Charlie: Something casual, yet elegant, and doubtlessly expensive.
Marc:would only wear T-shirts if significant other makes them - in that case most likely significant other's too big sleeping shirt.
Blair:something cute and fashionable, or a simple yet elegant white shirt. Always precisely coordinated with rest of attire.

Talent show: Casey will show his shooting skills. Ted can name an astonishing number of rare fruit, but might also be pestered into performing a duo singing number by Charlie. Sarah Jane mesmerizes everyone by telling about the adventurous travelling life she let. Jack is a surprisingly good singer. Deb knows a raging number of very filthy jokes. Monica is astonishingly acrobatic. Charlie will share pearls of wisdom, or force Ted to perform a duet with him. Marc and Blair decide to model clothes, but Blair is deemed too stiff, while Marc gets distracted flirting with the other male models. Angela looks regal and faintly condescending at the judges,until they hand over the first prize to her.