Anticipating BSG: Who is that final cylon?

[weewarrior]

Warning: crack ahead. There are no spoilers beyond the end of Season 3.

5. Hot Dog
The best way to get by unnoticed as a cylon is not being blonde and hot or bald and cranky, it's being the goofy guy who looks vaguely like the admiral and sneakily made it to being the third most senior viper pilot in the fleet. Not that that means much considering their turnout rate.

4. Jane Cally*/Cally Henderson-Tyrol
Because the only thing that is funnier than a cylon tortured and maimed by other cylons is a cylon who murders her cylon crush's cylon girlfriend and then marries his violent cylon self after he breaks her jaw.

3. Billy Keikeya
Don't tell me there is any way one of Roslin's assistants wasn't a cylon. Besides, who wouldn't want Billy to be back?

2. Lee's mother
Remember: Adama is a cylon. Leoben said so.

1. Garrett Dillahunt
We know he can play Terminators, murderous psychopaths and Jesus, he would totally ace a cylon.


*That used to be her name as per Final Cut but I guess the writers conveniently forgot.

If anyone spoils me in the comments, I will cut you.

Comments

[wee-warrior.livejournal.com]

I'd definitely think that Dee and Gaeta are serious contenders - as opposed to the ones I list here. Except for Dillahunt, maybe. :)

If it comes down to Dee or Gaeta, I'd actually prefer it to be Gaeta for his heroism in the occupation, as you say. On the other hand, really, they are running out of heroic, important humans. Like I said to weirdofromafar, this is one of the major qualms I have with Roslin as the final cylon.

Poor Dee really got the short straw in regard to possible roles. I'm not even sure what her current job is, she's been Mrs. Lee Adama for so long. *insert long rant about bizarre romantic conventions on BSG here*